February 2012
lliampayne:
it’s 3am do you know where your child is?
talking about sex on the internet
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
Jim Moriarty saying ’Sebastian’.
— The...
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when ever Gracie doesn’t get picked for a date
“On set Martin [Freeman] kept saying, ‘Oh yeah, you went to fucking Hogwarts,...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch, talking about his boarding school education. (via emilyisobsessed)
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
guy: you legend *high-five*
girl: i had sex once
girl: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night
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i love how in the empire strikes back dvd poster Darth Vader is posing and showing his light sabre. Yes he has the heart that has killed a thousand fucking jawas and a shit ton of younglings, but he still has the decency to stop and strike a catalogue pose.
buy this black hunk of skin and metal
Wear shirt two times: Dirty.
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.
Those friends that check up on you.
The ones that randomly send you a message asking how you are. It shows that they really care about you. That no matter how busy their life may be, they always find time for you. Sure, some people are just naturally friendly but it proves that there’s still true friends out there in a sea of fakes. If you have one of these, don’t neglect them. There’s not many of them left.
raven lol
Underwater Tardis: I met Warwick Davis yesterday... →
octopustimelord:
I met Warwick Davis yesterday and he is such an amazing guy. He came to our film premier and a group of us just had a really casual chat, and he told us a little bit about costumes and how he had to keep the labels in some things so that they could be sent back. He asked us about college, and what…
I do! Because Alfonso Cuaron liked the new choir man (who Warwick was...
No one can hurt you now.: Let's do this. →
Favorite Katniss/Peeta moment from The Hunger Games.
The moment you started to ship Katniss/Peeta.
Favorite promo photos of Katniss/Peeta.
A song that reminds you of Katniss/Peeta.
Favorite Katniss/Peeta moment from Catching Fire.
Favorite Katniss moment.
Favorite Jennifer/Josh pictures.
Favorite Katniss/Peeta fan art.
Favorite Katniss/Peeta moment from Mockingjay.
Favorite Peeta...
“I don’t know. If I did know, I wouldn’t tell you. When I do know, what I know...”
– -Steven Moffat on the air date for Series 7 of Doctor Who {x}
(via flordemort)
What did I just read!?
(via timelady-from-221-b-baker-st)
pamelabeesly:
when you see it’s emily blunt’s birthday
and you get jealous of the birthday sex you know she’s gonna get
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under ferverent hands and escaped sounds lies you your body pressed against mine
and this is how i feel alive
